lifeless | catch-all for sieghart (he's an oppa in my heart)

[He makes a face as he lowers the cup.]

Age doesn't matter . . . It's been years since I was anyone's father.

So you were a father. I knew it.

[manwol doesn't know shit she was only guessing]

Isn’t there a saying, once a father always a father? [no]

That's not untrue . . . But if you're going to be technical, I'm a great grandfather several times over.

I see.

[wait]

I thought you said you were human?!

[He sips his drink with a shrug.]

Ah, I am. I just don't age like the others.

[she looks at him.....]

And why is that?

It's nothing special. Under ordinary circumstances, I'm immortal.

How is that nothing special?!

[EXCUSE ME? AJUSSHI??]

It's the truth.

There's nothing special about immortality. Anyone who brags about it is doesn't realize how easy it is to undo it.

...Does it really count as immortality if someone can just undo it?

Of course. Nothing is immutable—not even destiny—but you can live forever as long as you maintain it.

[she frowns because well he's not actually wrong??]

You sound like one of those cosmetics ads...

Is that how they're pitched these days?